im bored here so here are some lyrics to a funny song called toast by heywood banks.
all around the country and coast(coast)
people always say what do you like most?
i dont wanna brag, i dont wanna boast.
i just always tell them i like toast.
yeah toast!
yeah toast!
i get up in the morning about 6a.m.
have a little jelly,have a little jam.
take a piece of bread,put it in the slot.
push down the lever and the wires get hot(i get toast)
yeah toast!
yeah toast!
now theres no secret to toasting perfection.
theres a dial on the side and you make your selection.
push to the dark or the light and then if it pops too soon,push down again(make toast)
yeah toast!
eah toast!
when the first caveman came in from the drags.
didnt know what will go with the bacon and the eggs.
must've been a genious,got it in his head.
plug the toaster in the wall,buy a bag of bread(make toast!)
yeah toast!
heah toast!
(this is where he sounds french)
au,wi monseur bonsieur boncair.
au hau cresaunt de viou se va!
mau reish zel valya eifel toweh.
au, wi mari ba belvon sweah!
french toast!
french toast!
in chicago around the bob and tom show!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah toast!
aaaaauaaaaauaaaaaaaauaaaaaa
toast.